Hey.

Homework? Why yes, I must do it.

But I'm not.

Because...

I'm irresponsible.

But we all are,

so it's okay?

And I liiiike the band "The Script." They're preettyy cool.

My mom is making me submit my writing to some magazine. She won't take me driving unless I find something to submit. It's ridiculous, and I hate sharing my writing. Soooo I'm being forced to show my writing even though I don't really want to. Story of my life.

Create the Soundtrack of your life:
1. Open your iTunes library and set it to Shuffle.
2. Press play
3. Write the title of the song playing next to the first question (that song is your "Opening Credits")
4. Every time you go to a new question hit the next button TWICE
5. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool. Feel embarrassed like us all.

Opening Credits
Still Fighting It - Ben Folds
Uh, sure?

Waking Up
Express Yourself - Madonna
Haha, this vaguely makes sense.

First Day at School
Bring It All Back - S Club 7
works.

Falling In Love
Summergirls - LFO
hahaha, if I was a guy, this'd work well. Or if I was gay.

Losing Virginity
Jai Ho - Slumdog Millionaire
Interesting way to lose it...

Fight Song
Summerdays - Bob Dylan
I like it.

Breaking Up
Starting Now - Ingrid Michaelson

Prom
Bitches Ain't Shit - Ben Folds
Hell yes!! My prom is going to be the epitome of Bitches Ain't Shit.

Mental Breakdown
Never Is A Promise - Fiona Apple
Well, she's kinda mental, so this works.

Driving
Send Me On My Way - Rusted Root
Awesome! This is my all time favorite song of like forever.

Flashback
Chasing Pavements - Adele

Getting Back Together
That Time - Regina Spektor
This would be better for Flashbacks.

Wedding
I'm Only Me When I'm With You - Taylor Swift

Birth of Child
Straumnes - Sigur Ros
This works, as I have no idea what babies or sigur ros say.

Final Battle
Concerto In G - Antonio Vivaldi / Reitzell
Intense classical music + battles = genius.

Death Scene
Swing - Soulja Boy & Savage
hahahahaha sure

Funeral Song
Take Me In Your Arms (Rock Me A Little While) - Kim Weston
Yes, take my dead body and dance with me, please.

End Credits
I Hear You Knocking - Dave Edmunds

lalala... I made up a song just now. Because I'm crazy, insane talented like that.

"life could suuuuck
because it does..."

I haven't finished it yet - a masterpiece in progress (MIP).

Being depressed for a reason sucks.

My mom wants me to see a therapist. I'm like, "Hell noooo, woman."

I'm not too much a fan of the idea of talking to psychiactric doctors. They'd want me to talk about feelings *bleeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh... grosssicknastywhatcuntfacehasfeelings*